Sunday, November 20, 2011

Road Trip: West Side Story (1961)



West Side Story

Directed
by
Jerome Robbins & Robert Wise
Music
by
Leonard Bernstein
Lyrics
by
Stephen Sondheim
Choreography
by
Jerome Robbins

Viewed at
The Galaxy Theater
Tulare, California
November 9, 2011

I had not been able to take a Movie Road Trip since  way back in late September when I saw the crapfest known as the remake of Straw Dogs.  By the end of summer, the studio left overs usually don’t have much appeal which may have had something to do with my current  drought.  It didn’t seem worth the effort to go.   But this week, (November 9) Honorable Number 3 Son and I decided yesterday was as good a time as any to take a little trip through the space/time continuum.  We polished up our the stainless steel DeLorean and sped out to I-99.  Once on the freeway, we set the flux capacitor for late 1961,  revved the engine up, and after hitting 88 mph found ourselves instantly transported back in time where we were able to attend the New York Road Show Engagement of what I consider to be the greatest musical of all time.  That would be West Side Story.

Wouldn’t it be fun if one could really jettison themselves backward and forwards in time?  Of course, I imagine if you had a time machine, taking in a movie might be one of the last things you would want to do as you hurdled yourself from one century to the next.  But in a way, films have always been our ticket to the past.   With film revivals and one night digital showings of classic films you can often enjoy the experience of the theatrical presentation once again.  And no matter how fancy your home theater equipment may bet, nothing surpasses that .  

I’ve blown several opportunities to see some of these one time events over the years.  Generally, time, money, and distance were not on my side.  Time, because work kind of gets in the way.  Money, because I’m as broke as everybody else in this country these days.  Distance, because the nearest movie theater is thirty miles away.  I would love to go to some of these film festivals in L.A., but most require  more than a one day stay and others like the TCM Film Festival require a mortgage on your house as a down payment.

I wanted to see The Sound of Music on the big screen last year, but it just wasn’t feasible.  When they had a Back to the Future revival, there were no local theaters participating so I missed out on that as well.

Many full moons ago when I was still living in Ohio, they had a Cinerama revival of How the West Was Won at The Neon Movies in Dayton, Ohio.  I had even bought my reserve seat ticket in advance.  Obviously the problem there wasn’t time, money or distance.  It was just a crazy Looney Tunes ex-wife that did me in. It's a long story and you don’t really need to know.

So a few weeks back when I was checking out the movie scheduling on the Turner Classic Movies web site, there was an ad for a one time anniversary event showing of West Side Story.  Not so coincidentally, the blu-ray remastered special edition was being released a week later.

I have seen this film many times over the years.  I was probably around ten or eleven at the most the first time, and it was in a neighborhood theater in Erlanger, Kentucky long after it’s Road Show Engagement had run its course.  I think we called the theater the “Gayety” but research tells me that by the time we saw West Side Story, that theater had long ago changed it’s name to the Village Cinema in either 1950 or 1960 depending on which of my sources is screwed up the most.  I remember seeing Li'l Abner there as well.  What a dreary experience that was!
 
It was the only time I had seen it in a theater, and I liked it well enough, but better than that,  it certainly satisfied my curiosity as to what all those goofy songs my three older sisters waltzed around the house singing incessantly were about. They had seen the film months earlier in a first run engagement, and saw it again when I did at the Gayety.  Their idea of course. 

When my parents bought them the soundtrack the girls were ecstatic.  And they must have played that LP until they finally wore it  out and me right along with it to the point where I felt like throwing up every time my siblings would warble along with “I Feel Pretty.”  You know kid brothers.  At that age I thought they were overreaching a bit with that particular song. 

It may have been the first stereo soundtrack LP we ever owned.  We had a copy of Flower Drum Song, but I don’t think it was the original cast.   Having found that album through Google did nothing to clear up that mystery.  Still, you probably thought I made up that stuff about the vinyl being red, didn’t you?  Hell, I played that record just because I liked the color better than your basic black.


It was later showings on television that enabled me to really appreciate the film, even panned and scanned and loaded with commercials.  I have purchased the soundtrack myself on various occasions, bought the movie on VHS, and bought the special edition DVD when it was released.  And now, I have the anniversary blu-ray box which was on order as I began writing this but arrived before I finished.  That tells you how long it takes me to write some of these things.

There were to be no showings at any Bakersfield theaters (as usual).  If there’s a bright center of the country when it comes to culture and film, Bakersfield is the city that it’s farthest from.  As a matter of fact, it is my opinion that Bakersfield is the city that’s farthest from anything much worth while.   And yes, towns like Wasco are a bigger drag to live in, but it has the excuse of it’s puny size. 

The nearest theater hosting this event was the Galaxy Theater  in Tulare, some 50 miles from where I live (about 70 from Bakersfield).  I had been to this theater before, several times in fact, when it had first opened.  But not recently and not in the past couple of years.  I know it was a nice place back then, but like I said, it was new.  However, the fact that it hosted events such as this one was a good sign. 

I asked The Girlfriend if she wanted to go.  You already know the answer to that.  So I asked Honorable Son Number 3 if he wanted to give it a try.  To my surprise he said yes.  So I purchased our tickets in advance on the internet.  Better to be safe than sorry.

In the weeks leading up to the event I did my best to get The Girlfriend to change her mind.  But it was no go.  If it had been The Notebook or Twilight or some other crap like that she’d had been right there.  But she did take the day off so that we could use her vehicle which is much better than my hunk of Buick Regal junk.  And in the end, she did go with us, but went to a different movie.  She opted for a real cinematic achievement and work of art known as The Tower Heist.

The Galaxy is part of the Preferred Outlets of Tulare.  It’s not particularly easy to navigate to.  We had the GPS, but even the little woman living in that little box  got confused and almost steered us in the wrong direction.  We had started our trip by eating out at The Black Bear in Tulare, but that’s fodder for another article.  If I ever get to it.  Any more weeks like this one and I won’t.

The theater was pretty much as I remembered, although it seemed a lot larger than before.  We were there early so we killed some time driving around the outlet mall and stopped at Baskin-Robbins for some overpriced ice cream which we were also overcharged for, adding insult to injury.  And it wasn’t that good.  But I’ll leave that for part of The Black Bear article when and if I ever get to it.  And honestly, I really have to get a phone with a better camera in it for things like this.  These photos are crap.
 

We entered the theater, gave the guy our paper to scan that he didn’t scan but he simply tore a notch in.  The film would be shown on Screen 8 near the back of the theater.  I know what you’re thinking.  You’re thinking another sardine can.  But you would be wrong.

We went into the Auditorium 8, and it was dark.  It was dark because they were still showing Johnny Depp’s newest bomb, The Rum Diary.  So we left and waited out in the hall way.  

Eventually other patrons who were there to see West Side Story joined us.  One of the workers told us it would be about another fifteen minutes or so.  Finally Mr. Depp  had wrapped  and the one guy, an old bearded gentleman  who had been sitting in there watching it left.  Still, they roped off the entrance and then went into clean and set up for West Side Story.  My question: How long could it possibly take to clean up after one person?  I mean, even if he dropped a whole bucket of popcorn on the floor, it wouldn’t take that long to sweep up.  But finally  Honorable Number 3 son and I were ushered in along with another 20 or so people who were standing in line.

When I said the auditorium wasn’t a sardine can I did not mean it wasn’t small.  It was in the sense that the capacity couldn’t have been much over a hundred.  But there is a right way to do small and a wrong way.  If you read my previous articles regarding the Reading Valley Plaza Cinema, than you would know those cigar boxes at that location are wrong in every way imaginable.  This auditorium was designed properly.  It was much wider than longer thus spreading the seats over a larger area and also enabling a much larger screen while still not using up huge amounts of square footage.  In fact, the screen was probably as large as you would find in some of the main auditoriums I’ve been in.    It gave the appearance of being large without actually being that way.  Wish I could have taken a picture, but because of us being ushered in late, it wasn’t possible.

By the time the show started, I would estimate there were about 40 people in the auditorium give or take a few.  Maybe more.  Honorable son and I were in the first row of stadium seating and our row was full.  So it could have been as many as 60.

The evening  began with a segment taped at the Turner Classic Movies 2011 Film Festival.  Robert Osborne was on hand along with George Chakiris , Marni Nixon, and Executive Producer Walter Mirisch.  Chakiris played the part of Bernardo, Nixon did Natalie Wood’s vocals, and some of Rita Moreno’s. 

Although this segment was interesting, most of the information was nothing new to those who already own the original DVD Special Edition.  I did find that George Chakiris's recollections on the events surrounding the making of the film were quite a bit different from those of Nixon and Mirisch.  As Mirisch tried to pass off the fact that firing Director and Choreographer Jerome Robbins was just one of those things that had to be done for the financial sake of the film, Chakiris didn’t seem to see it that way.  Although he didn’t say so exactly, I’m sure he and many of the cast agree that without Robbins, there was no way that West Side Story would have been the great film that it is. 

And they are right of course.  I also didn’t much care for the attitudes of Nixon or Mirisch when discussing, almost jokingly, the fact that Natalie Wood's musical vocals were going to be dubbed after she had already performed the numbers on the film.  Why is Natalie always the one they crap on, when it turns out just about all the musical vocals were dubbed in except a couple of Rita Moreno?  And her vocals weren’t entirely pure either.

The preliminaries lasted about twenty minutes before the “film” began.  I say film but these things are actually digitally downloaded to the theater and then projected on to the screen in High Definition.   From the many internet articles I read, the presentation that you get in any particular theater is a crap shoot, often dependent on that particular chain’s quality control.

I never know who’s visiting this blog, whether they are young or old, whether they know little about classic films or nothing at all.  Sometimes it seems a bit silly to offer up a synopsis of a classic films such as this, until I’m reminded that a large portion of today’s audience may be totally clueless when it comes to any film made before the year 2005. 

If you know the story of Romeo and Juliet, than you’ll have a pretty good idea of the story behind West Side Story.

 

On the West Side of New York, the streets or turf as they are referred to, are controlled by gangs.  How much turf each gang controls is dependent on one thing:  whether or not they are tough enough to defend their territory against any challenges that come along  One particular section of Manhattan is controlled by the Jets, formerly led by Tony (Richard Beymer) but now led by his best friend Riff (Russ Tamblyn).  Tony has dropped out of the Jets and is attempting to go straight.  He is now working at Doc’s Candy Store, a move which does not sit well with most of The Jets.  But as Riff explains it, it’s a temporary condition.  “Maybe Tony was corrupted by the youth board,’ explains one Jet.

The Jets are now facing another serious threat to their turf.  A Puerto Rican gang known as The Sharks, led by Bernardo (George Chakiris) is invading the Jet’s territory.  And as Riff sees it, the only way to get rid of them is to have one big rumble to decide who will rule the neighborhood.  He intends to invite Bernardo to a war council to decide on a time, place, and choice of weapons which could be anything from fists , to knives, or zip guns.



Before that can happen Riff must convince Tony to rejoin the Jets.  It’s not an easy task, even if Riff is like a brother to him.  Tony has given up the battle of the streets for good.  He has grown tired of it, and now views gang warfare as a one way dead end alley.  The dead end being prison, or being sliced open.


Tony is looking for something better, something special and although he hasn’t found it yet he knows it’s out there.  Riff convinces Tony to come to the dance that night where Riff will offer up his invitation for a war council.   “Who knows,” he tells Tony, “maybe what you are looking for will be twitching at the dance.”


Maria (Natalie Wood) is also excited about the upcoming dance.  It is the first real dance that her overprotective brother, Bernardo, will allow her to attend in America.  Bernardo’s hope is to pair Maria up with Chino (Jose De Vega), who has become Bernardo’s Protégé and has also been enlisted to be Chino’s protector.  But as Maria tells Bernardo’s girlfriend Anita (Rita Moreno), “When I see Chino, nothing happens.”  When you meet Chino, you’ll pretty much understand Maria’s viewpoint.  He’s pretty much a weenie.


That evening, as the Jets, Sharks, and their girlfriends, vie for supremacy on the dance floor, Tony and Maria see each other for the first time.  It is love at first sight, and they become totally oblivious to those around them as they quietly begin to dance.




“I felt…I knew something never before was going to happen, but this is so much more,” He tells her.  As they kiss for the first time, Bernardo angrily interrupts them and pushes Tony away.

“Couldn’t you see he’s one of them,” Barnardo tells Maria.
"I saw only him,”
she replies. 
“They only want one thing from a Puerto Rican girl,”
 Bernardo replies angrily

After telling Chino and Anita to take Maria home, Bernardo attempts to go after Tony but is blocked by Riff and Ice (Tucker Smith).  Riff and Bernardo agree to a war council at Doc’s Candy Store later that night.  Tony wanders through the streets calling for Maria.  On the rooftops of the apartments, the Sharks lampoon their life in the mainland and life in Puerto Rico, all in the same song.
 


Afterwards, despite Anita’s objections, they leave for their war council with The Jets.

Bernardo:  Meet me on the roof later.
Anita: (mimicking Bernardo)  Meet me on the roof later.
Bernardo:  Well, will you or won’t you?
Anita:  Will you or won’t you?
Bernardo (grabbing Anita and pulling her towards him)  Well, will you?
Anita:  You have your big important war council.  The Council….or me?
Bernardo:  First one, and then the other.
Anita (pulling away): No, I’m an American Girl now.  I don’t wait.
Bernardo:  Back home, women know their place.
Anita:  Back home, little boys don’t have war councils. 
Bernardo:  But they do here.  You want me to be an American don’t you?

Romeo and Juliet finally get together on the balcony  Tony and Maria finally meet up on the fire escape when she hears him calling her from the street.  It is Maria who is more realistic about their situation.

Tony:  I am not one of them, Maria.
Maria:  But you are not one of us and I am not one of you.
But despite Maria’s misgivings, the two of them are in love, and for this one moment, that is all that they see, and all that they feel.


Before he leaves, Maria invites Tony to come to the Bridal Shop that she works in the next day at closing time. 

At Doc’s, The Jet’s wait impatiently for The Sharks to arrive for the war council.  Unfortunately, Officer Krupke gets there first to read them the riot act.  And after he leaves, The Jets lampoon him  with the song Gee, Officer Krupke.
 

Doc arrives to close up the Candy Store.  The Jets tell him why they are there so late and Doc let’s them know how disgusted he is with them.  “I’ll dig you an early grave,” he tells them.

Bernardo and his gang finally show up to set up terms of the rumble with Riff and The Jets.   After agreeing to rumble under the highway the following evening, they are about to choose weapons (rocks, belts, pipes, cans, bricks, bats, clubs chains) but are interrupted by Tony.


Tony:
  Bottles!  Knives!  Guns!  What a coop full of chickens!
Action:  Who are you calling chicken?
Bernardo:  Every dog knows his own.
Tony:  I’m calling you all chicken.  Big, tough, buddy boys, gotta throw bricks.  Afraid to get in close?  Afraid to slug it out?  Afraid to use plain skin? 
Snowboy:  Not even garbage?
Action (to Tony): That ain’t a rumble. 
Riff:  Who says?
Bernardo (to Riff):  You said call weapons
Tony:  A rumble can be clinched by a fair fight.   If you’ve got the guts to risk that.  Best man from each gang to slug it out.
Bernardo:  I’d enjoy to risk that!  Fair Fight!
Pepe:  What?
Action:  No!
Riff:
  The commanders say yes or no.   (to Bernardo) Fair Fight.



With Tony having convinced Riff and Bernardo to tone down their own 1961 version of Fight Club to a mere fistfight between the best fighter of each gang,  everything is  right with the world.  The rumble takes place the following evening between Ice and Bernardo, and ends in a draw.  The two gangs seeing that further conflict is useless, decide to disband and share their turf.  Bernardo sees that Tony and Maria really do love each other, introduces him to their mama and papa, thus enabling the couple to live together in love, ecstasy, and harmony for as long as they both shall live.  And that’s exactly how it happened in Shakespeare Romeo and Juliet as well.  Yeah, it’s just as I thought.  You didn’t ever really read Romeo and Juliet did you?   You just kind of heard about it.

Of course, nothing in that last paragraph happens.  Despite having reduced the rumble to a one on one fist fight things begin to deteriorate.  Bernardo is under the impression that Tony is the one he will be fighting, thus giving himself the opportunity to beat the crap out of him for having dared to smooch his precious sister.  When he is informed that the Jet’s best fighter is not Tony, but Ice, he’s none too happy about it.  But he did shake on it so he’ll do it.

The two gangs have no sooner finalized plans than Lt. Shrank comes strolling in to harass the Puerto Ricans.  Lt. Shrank is not a nice guy. On the other hand, the two warring gangs do find common ground in their hatred and disgust with the guy, and when he pops in, they almost seem agreeable with each other.  

Lt. Shrank
(upon seeing the Jets and the Sharks making nice with each other): 
Y'know, when headquarters hears about this, I may even get a promotion.  Good deal all around, huh Bernardo?  I get a promotion and you Puerto Ricans get what you been itchin’ for:  use of the playground, use of the gym, candy store, the streets.  So what if they do turn this whole city into a stinkin’ pig sty?  (Bernardo lunges at Shrank but is blocked by Riff)  Don’t stop him.  He wants to get home, write a few letters to San Juan, tell ‘em how he’s got it made over here.  I mean clear out you!  Sure it’s a free country and I ain’t go the right.  But I got the badge.  What do you got?  It’s tough all over.  Beat it!

After the Shark’s leave, Shrank does his best to get Riff and the others to tell him where the rumble is going to be held, even promising Riff that he’ll help them get rid of the Puerto Ricans.  But despite doing his best to intimidate them, Shrank gets nowhere.

The next day Tony arrives at the bridal shop to see Maria, but unfortunately Anita has not yet left.  Still, she promises Maria she won’t tell Bernardo.  “How can I see what goes on 12 feet above my head,” she tells them.  After Anita leaves, Maria asks Tony if he is going to the rumble.  When he tells her he is not, she convinces him he must go and stop the fight completely.


“Any fight is not good for us,”
she tells him.  Tony tells her that if it will make her happy he will go and stop the fight.

When Tony arrives at the rumble, he tries to convince Bernardo that there should not be a fight.  Instead of listening, Bernardo taunts Tony calling him a coward and a chicken while shoving him, hoping to goad him into fighting since it is Tony that Bernardo wanted to fight all along.  Riff, who is like Tony’s brother, steps into defend Tony by slugging Bernardo sending him sprawling across the pavement.  When Bernardo recovers, he and Riff both yank out switchblades and the fight is on.



Since West Side Story is not based on A Midsummer Night's Dream, or The Merchant of Venice, you know going in that chances of all of this ending with a smiley face were pretty slim to begin with..  How close does it emulate Romeo and Juliet?  All I’ll tell you is pretty close, but not exactly and if you want to find out, watch the movie.  And why shouldn’t you? 

In my opinion, it is the greatest musical ever filmed,  certainly on my must see list (if I had one), and one of the ones you should see before you die.  Singin' in the Rain?  I love that film as well, but it doesn’t come close to approaching the depth and musical accomplishments of West Side Story.  The Sound of Music?  High on my list for entertainment as well, the blu-ray is phenomenal, but still not in the same league.  What I’m saying is pop the damn pop corn, get the blu-ray or DVD out, sit your ass down in front of the big screen, and crank up that surround sound.  You won’t be sorry.

And what a musical!  Jerome Robbins choreography is simply put, the greatest ever filmed.  Chakiris is right.  Without Robbins dance sequences, West Side Story would be half a movie.  Once you watch the opening sequence, when  the Jets and Sharks try to one up each other in dance on the streets of New York, you’ll want to watch it over and over again.  There had never been anything like it before, and nothing like it since.  Yes, the opening of The Sound of Music is breathtaking, but that is attributed  to the exquisite cinematography of the Swiss Alps.  With West Side Story, you find out everything you need to know in music and dance before nearly one word of dialogue is even spoken.  George Chakiris:


“Working with [Jerome] Robbins was the greatest experience I ever had, because it was Jerry who first showed me how a dancer could express himself in dancing rhythms and how an actor could intensify his dramatic performance with the graceful, expressive body movements of a dancer.”
 
It’s not just the dancing.  Leonard Bernstein's dynamic musical score with lyrics by Stephen Sondheim, will stay with you forever.  Whether it’s the comical number “America’ sung and danced to by the Sharks and their girlfriends, the hautingly beautiful “Maria” sung by Tony as he searches for her though the streets of New York, or the edgy intense “Cool” once having watched, you’ll be singing along with them forever.  Then there’s “Quintet” which takes place just before the rumble, and encapsulates all the events of the movie perfectly up to that point.  I offer up that clip as well with the usual disclaimer, YouTube here today, YouTube gone tomorrow, and the caveat as above that the quality is rather piss poor and horridly panned and scanned.  But this may be my favorite musical vocal of the whole film.
 

Much has been written about the casting of West Side Story, and you can find out even more from either the Special Edition DVD (out of print, you will pay a premium) or the new Special Edition Blu-ray box set.  George Chakiris and Rita Moreno won Academy Awards in the best supporting actor/actress categories.  They certainly earned them, although there are some who would begrudge Chakiris his because of other performances in his category that year. 

You and I both know that while winning an Oscar is certainly an achievement, it should never be the absolute judgment  on which film is better or which performance is more deserving than someone else’s.  Still, despite neither Beymer or Wood being nominated the film garnered a record (at that time) ten wins.  I think Chakiris deserved his.  He defines Bernardo as more than just a gang member.  He didn’t come to the mainland to declare war, he came for a better life, and instead was dealt a hand of discrimination and racism from which his anger and hatred grew:

“When I think of how I thought it would be for us here, we came like children, believing trustin…” he tells Anita.  Chakiris captures ever little bit of complexity and turmoil that seethes inside Bernardo. 

Anita, on the other hand, sees things differently.  She is passionate about everything, but is realistic enough to know that the present is wrought with danger.  She understands the passion between Tony and Maria, but as she says, “You’re out of your minds.”  Moreno's characterization of Anita is so powerful, that her performance overshadows those around her, which is why the contributions of Richard Beymer and Natalie Wood are often overlooked.

Beymer’s Tony has been often criticized as being too much of a goody two shoes.  Frankly I don’t see it.  What I do see is a man tired of fighting all his life.  He wants meaning and purpose in his life.  He is no longer a Jet because he chooses not to be.  And to make Tony as hard edge as his former gang members would have made him as unsympathetic as most of the Jets are portrayed here, with perhaps the exception of Riff.  In a way, we see a little bit of Tony that has rubbed off on Riff. 

He says he hates Bernardo and the Sharks, yet there are times when you can see that he respects him, such as when Lt. Shrank is brandishing his own personal racial prejudice as a weapon against the Sharks. And when Riff is forced into a one on one knife fight with Bernardo, the look on both men’s faces tells you it’s a fight neither really wanted.  Have Tony act as if he’s still a member of the Jets,  and the whole films falls apart.  Beymer gets it exactly right.

Strangely the same too good to be true criticism is often made of Natalie Wood’s Maria.  And that makes no sense at all.  She’s come to America as the others, to find a new life.  We see that she has been overprotected by her brother and the rest of her family, and thus  it would only be natural for Maria to see everything in a positive light.  She doesn’t understand the hatred between the Jet’s and the Sharks, but like Anita she knows that no good will come of it.  But she blames both sides. 

To Maria, her brother Bernardo and the sharks is just as wrong headed as Riff and the Jets.  In every scene she is in, Natalie Wood is simply beautiful, and stunning.  Yet, it is always she that  bears the brunt of some of the unwarranted and petty criticisms of this film.  Silly criticisms such as she didn’t sing her own vocals.  Uh…hardly anybody in this film did.  But she did sing them during the filming and Marni Nixon’s voice was dubbed in later.  So it is 100 per cent Wood’s performance on the screen, not Ms. Nixon’s and the criticism is just plain stupid.  If Moreno is the fire of West Side Story, Wood is the grace, beauty and charm in an unforgettable role.

The presentation at the Tulare was for the most part, terrific.  However, what we saw is the same as on on the recently released blu-ray release and the film had the same flaw that a lot of consumers are bitching about.  There is a big screw up in the opening title sequence, near the end when the film fades to black and then fades back in when it is not suppose to.  Those who know the film as well as I do know what I’m talking about.  The rest of you probably won’t care.  But on the very large Tulare screen it was a rather glaring noticeable error and drew me out of the film but only momentarily.  Other than that, it was simply super.

Whether the blu-ray will have the same effect on a smaller screen I don’t know.  Word is that eventually there will be a replacement disc offered for those who are irritated by this unnecessary glitch.  Here are my feelings:  It’s a crap shoot.  Whether a new disc will eventually be offered for retail sale is iffy.  Everything else about the film looks great, unless you’re one of the extreme nitpicking technophiles who wring their hands over every single pixel.  Sometimes after wading through their slog, I’m not sure there’s any release they will find exactly to their liking.

I recommend you get the film, and if a replacement disc is offered up, then send for it.  The error in the title sequence has no bearing at all on the rest of the movie, and if the blu-ray is as stunning as the theater presentation, both visually and sound wise, then you’re in for a first class experience. 

Make no mistake about it. West Side Story is an outstanding achievement and ranks high on my list of great films of all time.  And you know is well as I do that a film that does that leaves me no choice but to bestow a grade in the rarified air of A+.  My only regret?  It’s that I’ll never get to experience the film again as I did one evening in November of the year 2011.

Edit 3/24/2013  Since writing this, the Collector’s edition is still available, but at half the price I paid for it.  Whether the title error was fixed to people’s satisfaction is debatable.  I still highly recommend it.  You probably won’t see another edition for a while.  You can also buy just the movie on Blu-ray at a continuing fluctuating price.

Monday, November 7, 2011

Clyde’s Movie Palace: Where Angels Go, Trouble Follows (1968)

 

Where Angels Go, Trouble Follows

starring
Rosalind Russell as Mother Superior
Stella Stevens as Sister George
Barbara Hunter as Marvel Ann
Susan St. James as Rosabelle
Mary Wickes as Sister Clarissa
Binnie Barnes as Sister Celestine
Dolores Sutton as Sister Rose Marie
Hilarie Thompson as Hilary
Arthur Godfrey as The Bishop
Van Johnson as Father Chase
Robert Taylor as Mr. Farriday
Milton Berle as The Movie Director

Title song written by
Lalo Schifrin, Tommy Boyce, and Bobby Hart
Performed by
Tommy Boyce and Bobby Hart
Written by
Blanche Hanalis
(based on characters created by Jane Trahey)
Directed by
James Neilson

I recently offered up this rave review of the 1966 Rosalind Russell and Hayley Mills film, The Trouble With Angels. I'm not sure as to exactly how successful the film was in the theaters but it did well enough that a sequel was green lighted by Columbia Pictures. Having  become a big fan of the original, I eagerly anticipated a continuation of the story in some manner so at the time I certainly viewed a sequel as a positive and not a negative.

Of course, if I had followed the film business back in those years the way one does on the Internet these days, I probably would have lowered my expectations. But we didn't get Daily Variety delivered to my little house on the banks of the Ohio River although I would go up the local news stand and read their copy that they got in once a week.  Yeah, I was a weird kid.

Ida Lupino would not be back in the directors chair, and neither Hayley Mills nor June Harding would return for the follow up. However, Rosalind Russell did sign on the dotted line to recreate her role as the stern but understanding Mother Superior. Mary Wickes, Dolores Sutton, and Binnie Barnes would also return to St. Francis as Sisters Clarissa, Rose-Marie, and Celestine.

With Mills and Harding out, Susan St. James as Rosabelle was enlisted to team up with Mary Clancy's cousin, Marvel Ann, played in both films by Barbara Hunter.

New to the order of St. Francis was Sister George (Stella Stevens ) as a rebellious nun who is more into protests and peace rallies than going to mass although I imagine she spent a lot of time in the confessional to compensate for those discrepancies.

It is obvious even before the credits are over that the Sister George character was written with the idea that Ms. Mills would return to continue her role so that we could find out whether or not Mary Clancy had the right stuff to make it as a nun. But she didn't return so we get Ms. Stevens pretending to be a nun who is based on a character in the original but really isn't that character at all because the original actress went on to do more adult things like baring her backside for a film called The Family Way.

The movie opens with a snappy little pop song by Tommy Boyce and Bobby Hart conveniently titled Where Angels Go, Trouble Follows. I think the song made it up to number 899 in the Billboard top 1000 pop singles for that year. But that’s just a wild guess. If the song sounds a lot like something The Monkees would have sang,  it's because the duo penned a few of their classic songs as well.  And what better way is there to find out who's playing whom in your movie credits?  Well you could read the ones I put at the top of this page but it’s not nearly as entertaining as watching a video, is it?  This is a real toe tapper…and a one…and a two….and a……


Whether you like the song or not doesn't matter. You're pretty much stuck with it if you watch this movie because Producer William Frye and Director James Neilson (taking over for Ida Lupino) love it enough to use it every chance they get. You'll hear it sung during the opening credits, in a long dance sequence later, and sung over the end credits. And if that's not enough for you, Lalo Schifrin who co-wrote the song with Boyce and Hart, uses the same four or five bars from the song as his entire score.   Maybe they thought they had another Hey Jude or Let It Be on their hands.

It is quite possible though that they only paid Schifrin for the one song because if you know anything about television and film scores you would know that Schifrin went on to pen some of the best there were including Mission: Impossible, Mannix, Dirty Harry, The Man from U.N.C.L.E., Cool Hand Luke, Bullitt, and one of my all time favorite haunting scores, Wait Until Dark. His Mission: Impossible theme was given somewhat of a revival with the Tom Cruise films based on that series. Not to mention that you can now buy that entire original series. I would certainly recommend at least trying a couple of seasons.  I own two, would like to own the whole set, but who can afford that crap?

Besides getting a rundown of the cast members while the song is playing,  we also get several scenes of Sister George protesting, picketing, being arrested, and bailed out by Reverend Mother so at least the film wastes no time in delving into what we can expect from Sister Woodstock. We also find out during this sequence that although St. Francis may have had trouble coming up with the money for a new boiler in the original film, they have an unlimited amount of petty cash fund to bail Sister George out of jail.  Maybe they won a few more band competitions since our last visit.  Mr. Petry must be frothing at the mouth.




When the credits do end, St. George, The Dragon Killer, (as she is referred to) is just returning from one of her rallies, very much to the chagrin of Reverend Mother. After a few quick scenic exterior shots to let us know we're back at St. Francis, we go straight to Reverend Mother having a chat with the often talked about but never before seen Bishop who looks remarkably like TV and Radio Icon Arthur Godfrey.

The discussion is regarding a rally out west that Sister George would like for the outstanding students of St. Francis to attend. It is as described: Interfaith, Interracial, and co-educational. After telling Reverend Mother to have more patience with Sister George then he had with Julius LaRosa, the Bishop convinces her to agree to the trip. And no sooner does she do so than there is a blast from one of the upstairs windows at St. Francis.

It is then that we meet Rosabelle (Susan St. James) for the first time and catch up with Mary Clancy's much maligned and once plastered cousin  Marvel Ann (Barbara Hunter). It seems that Sister George was giving a lesson regarding the dangers of household chemicals and how with the right mixture they could be used to cause all kinds of bombings and mischief.

At a meeting with the sisters, Reverend Mother clearly spells out the ground rules for the trip: junior or senior girls, B average or better, co-operative attitude, and reasonable hygiene habits.

Although the chances of them being picked are slim to none (Marvel Ann flunks on all categories, Rosabelle is straight A's but isn't up to snuff on the other requirements), Marvel Ann and Rosabelle decide to hold dance parties in the restroom and charge the girls to attend. It is never fully explained why the rest of the girls would have to pay to dance in their own restroom or why they would want to do so. You just have to take it for granted that they would. You will find that with this film, you always have to just take certain things for granted.

Of course, they get caught by Reverend Mother, who quickly pulls the plug on the scheme. Still all is not lost. When Reverend Mother is told that the school bus is too antiquated to make a cross country trip, she finagles Marvel Ann’s father George Clancy (William Lundigan taking over this important role) into donating a new bus in exchange for taking his daughter on the trip.

What bothered me the most about this whole business with the bus is that in the first film, Reverend Mother was so disgusted with Mr. Clancy and his "secretaries" that she pulled the plug on expelling his niece because of it. Here, it is pretty much played as nothing more than an inside joke between Mother and Mr. Clancy.  “Yes, Mr. Clancy, you buy us a brand new bus and I'll light a candle for you and forget you’re pretty much a worthless son of a bitch.”

The trip finally gets underway, minus Rosabelle only not really. Do you really need me to tell you that she manages to make the trip? But I'll leave it to you to discover how she manages that trick.

If you haven't seen The Trouble with Angels, then you might like this quickie fast food sequel as throwaway entertainment. Unfortunately, for those of us who did see that gem, this one pales mightily by comparison. While we do get some returning characters, we get none of the charm, zero amount of the depth, and a story that does nothing more than move from one gag to the next. It's almost as if they only watched a third of the first film, and decided for some reason to just duplicate that and the heck with the rest of the story or creating a story with any real meaning or purpose.  And worse yet, the gags are just not funny.  I guess Rosabelle and Marvel Ann are lacking in scathingly brilliant idea skills.

Rosalind Russell does okay with what she has to do here which is basically catch Rosabelle (Susan St. James) and Marvel Ann on a couple of occasions and to argue with hip Sister George (Stella Stevens) before, after, in between, and during rest stops. In other words, they argue through most of the movie.


Just don’t expect the antagonism between Rosabelle and Mother to be anything remotely resembling the conflict that Mother Superior had with Mary Clancy because there is none. Just a few set ups for some sight gags.

We also have a major problem from the beginning with the fact that the Marvel Ann character is still attending St. Francis. First, when Mary was sent to the school at the beginning of the original film, it is made abundantly clear that Marvel Ann had been at the school for some time already. So surely she should have graduated.  And I’m sorry, but while Susan St. James’s Rosabelle is at least somewhat likable, Hunter’s Marvel Ann continues to be what she was in the original:  an obnoxious self loathing whiny little shit.  I just don’t like the character, and she is really giving nothing in the way of redeeming qualities in the sequel to make us even remotely care.  But that’s mostly the fault of the writer, who felt it was pointless to explain why and how she might have become the girl everybody would run from as fast and as far away as they could.

Come to think of it, I don't remember seeing Marvel Ann at the graduation ceremony in the original film so maybe she was just a terrible student which doesn't at all explain why Rachel was able to graduate when she was supposed to be the worst of the lot. Did I miss something? And if there's one thing I abhor about sequels, it's when they are completely inconsistent with what went on in the previous film(s) or act as if they didn’t matter or even happened.

Late in the film Rosalie and Marvel Ann get into a little spat that threatens to break up their friendship. It's such a minor incident as compared to what came between Rachel and Mary, that we just sort of shrug are shoulders. We know they will resolve this one easily enough. To be perfectly honest, I never got the feeling that the friendship between these two girls was that deep and if they ever somehow managed to graduate, they probably never saw or heard from each other again. Or maybe I just didn’t give a damn. I doubt that you will either.

The conflict that simmers throughout the film between the Rev. Mother, who is set in her ways, and the radical Sister George is not very convincing. This might have played better if there was any reason at all to be understanding and sympathetic toward Sister George. Reverend Mother seems to at least be trying, but gets nothing in return. Sister George is such an obnoxious ass that we only find her to be more irritating with each second of screen time. If they had made her play the part as Mary Clancy, it might have helped even if it is a different actress. It’s not like that hasn’t been done before in other films. 

Yes, I know it isn't the same but it's not like it couldn't have been done. It just doesn't help one bit that Sister George's method of trying to change the way the sisters think and feel about the outside world is to look upon them with total disdain most of the time, and to ridicule them the rest of the time.  Between Marvel Ann’s constant whining and Sister George’s ranting, raving, and just plain bitching, it’s a lose/lose situation for us. What a mess!

I don't entirely fault Stella Stevens, well yes I do, but I couldn't help but imagine that having Hayley Mills in the role would have gone a long way to making the character much more digestible. Stevens tries I suppose, but like everything else in this film, the script doesn't believe in giving us any depth to her at all. Here, she’s even more of a shrew than when she was Ernest Borgnine’s wife in The Poseidon Adventure. It's hard to believe that both The Trouble With Angels was penned by the same writer of this one, Blanche Hanalis.  But perhaps Jane Trahey’s book was  better source material.

Adding to the problems, journeyman James Neilson's direction is totally uninspired, directing the film as if it were a TV movie. Understandable when you take a look at many of his other directing assignments, not understandable when you look at his film, The Moon-Spinners. But then again, having Walt Disney looking over your shoulder giving his input probably inspired him.


In the first film, the outsiders were also there for the specific purpose of moving the story along no matter how brief their tenure at St. Francis. Here, we get Milton Berle, Van Johnson, and Robert Taylor, are here as celebrity guests when the school bus carrying the girls needs to make a pit stop. And the fact is that most of what goes on when the bus does stop is just plain dull and boring.  Time to twiddle your thumbs.

Oh look, it's nuns at an amusement park! Oh look, it's nuns and girls at a school for boys! Oh look, it's nuns at a dude ranch! Frankly, they could just as easily have stopped at the Dairy Queen, McDonalds, and Sears and it wouldn't have changed the story much. In between these stops we also get a lot of footage of the bus traveling down the road. In fact, if they had cut the scenes of the bus rolling on down the highway they probably could have knocked twenty minutes off the running time.  But according to one story I read, they received the bus in exchange for advertising it in the movie.  If that story is true, then that bus company got their money’s worth and then some.  

Worst yet, there is one totally weird sequence involving the bus and an oncoming train that seems to have been thrown in for no reason at all. It certainly isn't funny. It adds nothing to the story and has absolutely nothing to do with anything else that happens in the film. You can only wonder, “what the hell were they thinking?” It’s a real downer.  No word on how the bus manufacturer felt about this scene.

If all this wasn't bad enough, what kind of a big finish do we get?  We get the dreaded voiceover by Rosalind Russell telling us how everything turns out instead of a real ending. This is the ending they give you in movies when they can't figure out any other way to wrap things up without spending any more of the studio's cash. I felt like I'd been screwed, especially the first time I saw it when I actually paid my hard earned lunch money I had to save to go see the damn thing. 

If you have never seen The Trouble with Angels, you might enjoy this once if you deposit your brain at your doorstep so you can stomach the marshmallow plot, and the cookie cut out characters. If you have seen The Trouble with Angels think of it as being the Mona Lisa and Where Angels Go Trouble Follows as the kindergarten finger painting equivalent. And if you can do no more than finger paint I have no choice but to give you my grade which is a C-.

“Where Angels Go, Trouble follows” is available to buy or to rent from Netflix on DVD. The format is the usual crappy pan and scan. It is also now available on Netflix Instant Streaming (11/05/2011), with the usual caveat of streaming today, but maybe not tomorrow. However, the widescreen version can be seen from time to time on Turner Classic Movies during those times when they have the film is in their library.  If you watched the original you’ll probably watch this film at least once, just because of the curiosity factor, and to maybe see a teen-age Susan St. James before she became Mrs. McMillan or before she became “Kate” to Jane Curtin’s Allie, or before she became Peggy Maxwell of Name of the Game. At least we know that better days were ahead for Ms. St. James and that she made it out of St. Francis unscathed. (Susan St. James was in fact, an old 22 when this film was made.  Barbara Hunter was 20)  As for Barbara Hunter, well I don’t know. Maybe she joined her cousin Mary in the convent. 

As for you, if you just can’t get enough of it, here’s Where Angels Go, Trouble Follows by Boyce & Hart once again.  This is the “souped up” party version.  Dance the night away y’all.