Saturday, September 20, 2014

Keith Olbermann: Roger Goodell’s Leadership Void

No words from me are necessary.

Overnight Comedy Moment: Cheaters

Thursday, September 18, 2014

Overnight Comedy Moment: Just Jokes - Lost & Found, Waking Up, Exercise, and Under The Sea

Tuesday, September 16, 2014

Keith Olbermann Takes On Another NFL Toad And So Do I

The NFL may be big business and big entertainment here in Uhmer’ca, but its getting to the point where every story I read in regards to the National Fucked Up Felony League, makes me want to vomit into the nearest souvenir helmet.  

The NFL sucks, the team ownership sucks, many of the players defending Adrian Peterson suck.  But most of all, the idiotic brain damaged fans who try to make excuses for child abuse so they can watch their favorite player run around in a damn stadium on a field made of grass that is as phony as the guy they’re cheering makes me sickest of all.

Let’s not be coy.  Let’s not pretend.  Just because Petersen says it was a spanking, does not mean it wasn’t child abuse or that the child deserved it.  That’s bullshit.  It’s a four year old kid and you bloodied him. 

And you don’t see it as child abuse?  And you did it once before but that time it was okay because no charges were filed.  Do you know how many overlooked abuse cases there are in this country where the second time around a kid dies because no charges were filed?

Bullshit.  And these pretend games of “I’m sorry” just don’t cut it with me and shouldn’t cut it with anybody, including fans in Minnesota.  But that’s the way we do things in Uhmer’ca.  Winning the game is more important than making a horse’s ass like Peterson pay for both the physical and psychological abuse inflicted on a four year old kid.

Four year old kid, Peterson?  And what did the blood and flesh you extracted from him teach?

And yes, Psychological abuse.  What?  Do you think you’re making a man out your kid by pummeling him?  Yeah, that’ll teach him. 

The only thing you’ll do is turn him into another child abuser like yourself, or a wife beater like your friend who used to play for the Ravens, Ray Rice.  Quite an accomplishment there, Mr. Peterson.You two criminals should be keeping each other company.  Instead, when you take the field on Sunday, if you take the field on Sunday, you’ll probably get a standing ovation from all those Viking fans who are absolutely positive you’re getting a bum deal because in Uhmer’ca, that’s what we do and football is king and to hell with some four year old who doesn’t know how to behave.

And Keith Olbermann once again calls you out along with your idiotic team and the NFL on their continual excuse making bullshit. Like me, he’s having none of it.  There are two videos and you must watch both to get the complete commentary.



Overnight Comedy Moment: Batter Up, At Least I Have A Job, & Puppet Man


Monday, September 15, 2014

The Hunger Games: Mockingjay Part One Trailer

I’m sure no one will put this up will they?  Here it is anyway.

Overnight Comedy Moment: The Sore Winner

Bonus Jokes
(Because I missed a day)